I just invented a new game. I play it almost every day and it is very affordable. Like everything else thus far, it has cost me not a penny. The only problem is that my mom is really supportive of this funness and typically I only enjoy things that cause her high levels of distress. Babies, the game is: spray cement with a water bottle. I know, you just smacked an American Girl doll because she didn’t suggest it to you earlier and why else did someone spend that much money on a doll, when dolls like Taxi are $1? Anyway, this is how you play:
1. Get an empty spray bottle.
2. Make your mom put water in it.
3. Spray the cement.
4. Bonus points for spraying ants, cigarette butts, loose earrings, or mulch.
5. Make your mom put her iPhone down and refill with more water (do this as much as possible).