How did Christmas go? Have I been silent because I am addicted to an iPad? Or am I in therapy because I got four llamas and no iPad?
At the last hour (Christmas Eve), my Meme made sure that I saw Santa. When I told him that I wanted a sandwich, he told me that in fact HE wanted a sandwich and then he wouldn’t shut up about eating a sandwich. I left despondent. I didn’t even get to mention anything else from my list. Also, no one told me that the candy cane was candy so I told my dad he could have it.
1. iPad. Oh glory! Thanks to my Papa, I now have Elmo, a dollhouse, Grover, this cool book, and my dad’s Facebook profile in my grasp at all times. ALL TIMES, WOMAN! DO YOU HEAR THIS MOM?!?! I am electronically complete.
2. Llama. In my opinion, this should have been the easiest. I did not specify LIVE llama, however, and it appears that Santa took extreme liberties with this interpretation. There is supposedly a llama on this purse. However, it does fulfill my accessories request as well, so Santa, I salute you, you sly scoundrel.
3. Sandwich. Cheese and pickle on bagel. The official sandwich of presents.
5. Beau Doll. Such an easy request. This is the closest I got. Yes, I do go by “BeauBeau/BoBo” but that is where the similarities end. This book is white, has a cat (so maybe it’s future me?), and does not get in trouble when it slaps my mom in the face.