yes-pad or no-pad?

by little wakka on 29 December 2011

in Holidays, Uncategorized

How did Christmas go? Have I been silent because I am addicted to an iPad? Or am I in therapy because I got four llamas and no iPad?

At the last hour (Christmas Eve), my Meme made sure that I saw Santa. When I told him that I wanted a sandwich, he told me that in fact HE wanted a sandwich and then he wouldn’t shut up about eating a sandwich. I left despondent. I didn’t even get to mention anything else from my list. Also, no one told me that the candy cane was candy so I told my dad he could have it.

1. iPad. Oh glory! Thanks to my Papa, I now have Elmo, a dollhouse, Grover, this cool book, and my dad’s Facebook profile in my grasp at all times. ALL TIMES, WOMAN! DO YOU HEAR THIS MOM?!?! I am electronically complete.

2. Llama. In my opinion, this should have been the easiest. I did not specify LIVE llama, however, and it appears that Santa took extreme liberties with this interpretation. There is supposedly a llama on this purse. However, it does fulfill my accessories request as well, so Santa, I salute you, you sly scoundrel.

3. Sandwich. Cheese and pickle on bagel. The official sandwich of presents.

4. Accessories. Santa must have a special accessories factory. Muppet polish, frog hat, Elmo–oh my! And if Minnie wasn’t alarmed by the stalker dress I wore, these shoes should be a major red flag.

5. Beau Doll. Such an easy request. This is the closest I got. Yes, I do go by “BeauBeau/BoBo” but that is where the similarities end. This book is white, has a cat (so maybe it’s future me?), and does not get in trouble when it slaps my mom in the face.

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1 little wakka January 1, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Hahaha. Thanks for the app recommendation! I wear my frog hat happily and if I ever see your monkey hat on the street I will take it.

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2 rory December 31, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Also, your Santa looks Asian.

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3 rory December 31, 2011 at 6:43 pm

I second the frog hat. Do you wear it or does it piss you off and you throw it on the ground? My mom got me a monkey hat. I hate her.

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4 RaeAnn December 31, 2011 at 9:50 am

Elmo does look horny.

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5 Kristine December 30, 2011 at 8:56 am

But why does Elmo look like he is humping a fire hydrant?

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6 Cole December 30, 2011 at 12:24 am

I love the Monster at the End of this book on the iPad! You should check out Harold and the Purple Crayon, too.

I love, love, LOVE your frog hat – looks llike you had a great holiday!

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